Police are working Tirelessly to catch him.
I’m surprised that 'Call 911' didn’t make the cut.
I had a car crash the other day. A dwarf got out of the other car and said, “I'm not happy”. To which I replied, “Which one are you then?”
It's the first time I've ever had a father figure
I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.
Can’t say that I’m surprised.
But hay, it's in my jeans.
A four-chin teller.
One will see you later, the other will see you in a while.
Guess who came crawling back
It got toad away.
Allow me to demenstruate.
Because Recycling old shit is what Redditors do best . P.S.A – Do recycle ♻
You should have seen her face when I drove pasta
As they are about to start climbing the 100 steps to heaven, God says, "Wait!" "At every step I will tell you a joke, if you don't laugh, you can go to heaven." The girls agree, and start climbing. On the 27th step, the redhead starts laughing, and disappears. On the 77th step, the brunette can't hold in her laughter, and disappears. On the 99th step, the blonde begins to laugh. Before making her disappear, God asks, "You were so close, why would you start laughing." To which the blonde replies, "I finally got the joke from the first step."
A duck that didnt duck
She said "what's the point?" My daughter insisted I post her joke here, haha.
Turns out two heads are better than one.
Then it's a soap opera