I don’t always tell dad jokes
But when I do he laughs
You need it to go skydiving TWICE.
Not screaming like the passengers in the car.
Because when she gets to 69 there's a frog in her throat.
It’s the Wurst Käse scenario.
I don't know but the flag is a big plus.
My credit card number My social security number Uploading a scan of my birth certificate
I said, "Naw, she isn't that ugly."
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
By 4am I was past caring…
Turned out she was seeing someone else on the side.
A year ago, drunk and lonely, I stumbled upon Reddit by mistake when I was looking for RedTube. A year later the difference is obvious; one is a site full of naked people with no self respect, moaning and saying or doing all sorts of degrading things just to get some attention. The other appears to focus mainly on pornography. Thanks for a great first year!
Those that understand binary, and those who don't.
Melt them down, make a tyre and call it a good year.
I just couldn’t concentrate.
They were dentical twins.
Creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?
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I told her that makes two of us…
Yes, it happens
Will keep you posted as the story unfolds.
I was walking through the park, when these two kids started verbally abusing me. So I told them off.
Then the mother got involved with a real volley of the worst swear words I have ever heard. So I asked her, are the children twins? She said how the fuck can they be twins? One is 12 the other is 8 you stupid fucking Prick. I replied, I couldn't imagine anyone fucking you twice..
I thought to myself “I can’t turn that down!”
It's all fingering.
Apparently the politically correct term is "Tyrone, please paint the fence."
…does that mean there's a wifetime guarantee?
One came, one saw, and one conquered.