I hate this format
"I found out my brother is gay" The next day the same man goes to the bar and orders 15 shots of whiskey. The bartenders asks: "You're back. What's wrong this time?" "I found out that my son is gay." The next day, the same man goes to the bar again and orders 20 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks: "Ok sir. What's the matter this time?" "I found out that my dad is gay." The next day, the same man goes to the bar again and orders 50 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks: "Does anyone in your family like women?" "Apparently my wife does."
But it cures salmon
Dol, cause there’s no “fin.”
It be the best place to exchange stolen content for gold.
But I told them I couldn't quit "cold turkey "
It ended up making him sluggish.
That I came to the door naked or that I knew where he lived
He roamed around as the most popular guy in the town. One day, his friend told recommended him a book, telling him that he "must read it!!" So he did. A while later, he went back to his friend, telling him that he had read it. Suddenly, a bunch of his friends dropped out of his life, like magic. Curious about his, he told another one of his friends that he had read it. Just like that, BAM! He now had half the friends that he used to have. He went around telling people, until no one knew him except for the guy who had recommended him the book. In tears, he asked him what had happened. His friend replied, "oh, didn't I tell you?" "Tell me what?" "People who use "read it" have no friends."
And that's just the first guy.
But it was just my imagine Asian.
She said "Fuck you." So I'm pretty excited for 2020.
"You owe me one cannoli."
His son looks at him and says, “Dad…Why can’t you use a sponge?”
You have to urn it
You drop him a line.
The library- it’s got the most stories 😂😂😂
A roamin' catholic.
They haven’t done anything!
I guess you can say they own a monopoly.
He had a reptile dysfunction.
…a little get-together.
I don't know how they can sleep at night!