I have a polish friend who is a sound engineer. and a Czech one too, Czech one too, Czech one too
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North Koreans can’t tell if their leader is seriously dead. Americans can’t tell if their leader is dead serious.
Ten tickles…. I’m not sorry.
i'd have to change my name
i was like OMg
This is as close as I could get though.
A new last name.
The thief made a clean getaway
The worst part is the news says this is just the tip of the iceberg and what I need to use as TP tomorrow romaines to be seen. Stay safe kids, Dad
They each got six months.
You will get jurasskicked
"When Trump passes by, we all swear, spit, and throw rotten fruit on him" The Russian: "When Putin passes by, we all piss on him" The American: "I exaggerated a little – we swear whispering, spit aside, and while throwing, we don't hit". The Russian: "And I exaggerated too – when we piss, we don't take off our pants".
He said that's music to his heirs
Because they are stationery I am not sorry I will be glad if i make at least a few people smile
asked a son to his father. "It means 'happy,'" replied the father. "Oh," contested the son, "so are you gay, then?" "No, son, I have a wife."
My dad burst into my room and said, “Wanna hear a joke?”, and then proceeded to fart for a whole minute.
He said. “Sorry. That was a long winded story.”
None, it's all tongue-and-groove.
It's best to just pick them up.
The no-shit Sherlock!
But he said he couldn’t help as my garden was portrait.
I can't figure out why, it might have been that every time someone left I said "Thank you for coming"
“robin, get in the batmobile”
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
All the girls in my area suddenly lost their interest in me.
I don't know but the flag is a big plus.
"Well you won't, but one of the smart kids might" he replied cheerfully
I was so embarrassed when my wife found out that I was playing with my son’s train set that I threw a bedsheet over it.
I managed to cover my tracks.
Because he was asked to research.
Because it’s the scenter
Saw a fellow whose trolley was full to the brim with hand sanitiser, baby wipes, soaps, toilet paper; everything that people are in need of. I called him a selfish b*stard and gave him a lecture about the elderly and infirm etc. who need these types of things. Told him he should be ashamed of himself! He said: "That’s all good and well mate, but I work here, so can I carry on filling the shelves now?”
Before she was buried the earth was flat