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The deep friar
They both are in the middle of water
They’ve left no tern unstoned
I guess he just has a self defecating sense of humor.
Most of the main characters came out of the closet
Because she took him for granite.
When he got there, he started to swing at a tree when it suddenly shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree!” The lumberjack laughed and said, “And you will dialogue.”
a spear, I guess.
Sext her out of nowhere and then text back right away “sorry wrong person”
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?' 'No,' she answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' … She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..' So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." And that's when the fight started..
We wouldn’t know, the women always get to keep the house.
Gravity: notices your buldge Proto star: Blushes
Last night for example, I couldn't fall asleep, because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. " Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
Me: I'm a Harp Host: Your costume's too small. Me: Are you calling me a Lyre?
Dad: No I got shot in the leggy.
He was clearly out of the loop.
Because noble gases don't cause reaction
The damage is expected to be about 50 square blocks
Now I call him Dav.
No it doesn’t.
"Whom, sweetheart?" "Mike the mailman." "Mike the mailman? But he could be your father!" "But mom, age is just a number." "Sweetheart, I don't think you understood."
She said I wasn't any good in bed. She was shocked when they all disagreed with her!
She got so mad she said she was never going to play Scrabble with me again!