I have no fun, but I must dance.
A chicken walks up to him and says "Don't do it, man you'll never hear the end of it.
He said "Sorry, I'm a little short"
They gave me another one, free of charge.
Homework time.. complaining, I don’t wanna, etc. Me: Nicky, I’m getting upset. Nicky: Well, hello, Getting Upset, I’m Nicky. Then he dabbed and walked away. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this.
Because attachments are forbidden
But I decided to call her Bluff.
Looks like I’m gonorrhea-valuate the relationship
…that's the a last time I use 1-ply toilet paper
It’s nice to have a bit of company…
You give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now
This joke is one i came up with to annoy my wife. She hates it lol. A naked man walks into a tailor's shop. The tailor screams at him. "Hey, get out of my store! You can't come in here like that." The man replies, "awww, c'mon dude….cut me some slacks." The end
Son: "Wow really? I'd never have guessed!". Dad: "Im glad you're taking this so well". Son: "Well I did have my suspicions". Dad: "yes yes, anyway go pack your bags, your new parents will be here in 10 minutes".
“Euripides?” says the tailor. “Yeah, Eumenides?” replies the man.
I am now independent.
They never get any green cards.
The pupils… because they dilate.
I'm on season six, don't know what it has to do with security though.
It ended in a tie! 👔
Because no one would buy it if it was called nut juice.
Deep down, I realized it wasn’t for me.
Came up with any other phrases. Edit: Thank you for the silver
A well educated Barista
Cant believe i just spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it.
It’s a small world.
It was pretty mindblowing.
I hope you’re happy!
So we stopped playing chess.
One day I’ll pretend to be gay. I’ll make lots of female friends, gain their trust. Become their confidant, and when they least expected…BAAM!!!
I'll have sex with their boyfriends