I just got hired at a company that makes bicycle wheels!!
I’m the spokesperson
Man: Can’t say that I do. Therapist: Exactly. That’s the main one.
Because I can stare at you for 3 hours and not understand a single thing
After months of enduring his foul language and sexual innuendoes in class, the girls decide to walk out of the class in protest in case Eddy says anything sexual or offensive. Class starts and the teacher says: "OK kids, today's subject will be buildings and construction. Who can tell me how buildings are made?" The class remains quiet, then little Eddy raises his hand and says "Madam, I know". The teacher says, "OK Eddy, please explain." Eddy: "Well, first before anything you need a permit from the city for the construction project to begin, that could take months. Once you get the permit, then come the bulldozers to basically dig into the earth to create the foundation. Then, cement is poured into the foundation and pylons are inserted. Around the pylons, the outer structure of the building is made, floors, walls, ceilings.Then comes wiring and plumbing. Next drywall can be installed along with flooring and fixtures. When all is said and done, you still have to get an occupancy permit from the city before you can actually use the building. The class remains quiet. The teacher says: WOW Eddy! Bravo, that was amazing, how did you learn all that? Eddy: For the past many months, just a few doors down from our house, they have been building what I think is a huge whore house, I've watched the whole thing from start to finish. At that moment, all the girls suddenly get up and start to walk out. Eddy looks around and says: Woah woah woah, girls sit down, they are still waiting for the permit!
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.
Not really relaxing, as my eyes are in pain, but I managed to make out, "60 Watts – Made in China."
"I am too, but it's ok, I've been fat my whole life"
..and then he kills them all in a flood for not doing what he tells them.
I'd probably get bronze.
The sentence "Use Chemicals to remove the Polish" could mean either a botched Manicure or Hitler's return
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A roads scholar.
Nothing they're fine
It’s an extremely rare dish order.
Because Dshells were too big.
Mr. Bigger's baby because he's a little bigger.
Mother Superior is in the convent, when she hears a knock at the door. She opens the door and is shocked to see two leprechauns standing at the threshold, hats in hand. The first leprechaun speaks, “Mother Superior, would you be having any leprechaun nuns in this convent?”
"No, my son. We have no leprechaun nuns in this convent." "And mother, do you have any leprechaun nuns in all of Ireland?" "No my son, I don't believe there's a single leprechaun nun in the whole church!" The first leprechaun rounds on his companion and shouts, "AH TOL' YE YOU'D BEEN FOOKIN' A PENGUIN!"
I never get included in anything either.
Extra Karma… I hope.
It gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had
My boss asked “what companies? “ Gas, water and electricity.
Some boomer humor is actually good, some is wholeheartedly trash, but both sides of the spectrum exist, and both can be enjoyed.
But I knew I'd get no reaction.
The second time let me down
It's your Yelp score
i say people who sell vegetables are grocer.
How do you ruin a joke?
It gave me thesaurus throat I've ever had.
I would not have to sell cocaine anymore.
You cut the ends and now you have endless bread. Courtesy of my 12 year old daughter.
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