I just scored a 180 on an IQ test answering three simple questions !
- My credit card number
- My social security number
- Uploading a scan of my birth certificate
But the people in Abu Dhabi Doooo!
We had our ups and downs but I'll still miss it
Dwayne Johnson paid me to clean up and organize his craft room, but sadly, I lost his scrapbook cutting tool.
I lost the Rock’s paper scissors.
Most of Reddit has experienced mental illness
which is fitting cause I have no idea what DIVOC is going on
So, the first thing I’d like to clear up is that the final Hackathon stream will finally be taking place this week and judging will conclude approximately a week later. Then we’ll hand out the prizes, announce the winners and get this whole thing done with. Extremely sorry for the long wait, but scheduling differences have made it very difficult to get everything fully coordinated. We’ll be running the next one sometime next year (likely in the summer), along with some big plans, so stay tuned. twitch.tv/programmerhumorNow, as for the subreddit: despite our new Rule #0 and strike system (although it has still been extremely beneficial), we’ve still been receiving much too many low effort and barely programming related posts. This is partially an issue of enforcement, and partially due to the subjectivity of r0. To remedy this, we’ve come up with two possible changes:All posts must go through moderator approval before being allowed on the subreddit.We will hold “Memeless Mondays”, in which all analogy memes which use non-OC templates will not be allowed. So this is good, this is not.Please note that we are not implementing these changes yet. We’d like to see your take on them first – what could we improve? What could we clarify? Could they work at all? Why or why not? We don’t want this subreddit wiped clean of posts, which 24/7 memeless would do, but I feel as if holding an experiment like this would definitely be a good idea. Tell us what you think. We’ll also be bringing back our repost bot soon, which will definitely bring at least a small improvement to content quality.However, our zeroth change will require a very significant new load on moderators. After the Hackathon concludes, we’ll be opening up applications again for several new mods (preferably as many as possible in the east). If you’d like to make ProgrammerHumor about actual ProgrammerHumor again, then’s your chance, so keep an eye out.Thanks for reading this and especially thanks if you give any feedback – this would be a huge shift for the subreddit so it’s not going to be taken lightly.
so they named me the year's worst employee at the toy factory.
I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
You stay here, I’ll go on ahead.
I hope it doesn't run in the family because my dad has it too.
My wife came home and said "Well, well, well…"
I suck at gardening
and don't get a reaction
He told me, "Fine! Suit yourself!"
It only takes one nail to hang the picture of Jesus.
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That would be soda pressing.
He asked me to help him check his balance…. So I pushed the fucker over.
He counted: “Uno…” “Dos…” And disappeared without a trace.
But it's a whisk I am willing to take.
One of them responded, "pho queue." The guy lied. There wasn't any soup noodles.
They are free of charge.
No one knows. But the road will have his vengeance.