I really tried
You've got an ex, and you're trying to figure out why.
She was furious. “What am I going to do with two dead dogs?” she said.
but then I changed my mind.
We don’t know who it belongs to, but we’re looking into it.
A man and his wife are in bed, the man is really horny and wants to have sex, but the woman just wants to read her book, so she refuses.
the man, frustrated, jumps out of bed and goes down to the basement, and when he returns to bed, he's holding a sheep. The man says "this is the pig i cheat on you with when you're busy" . the women looks at him and says "honey, that's a sheep in your hands". The man turns to her and says " I wasn't talking to you".
So I suggested Kaye and Elle.
So I packed my bag and right
…but I just have too much on my plate right now.
Then why do banks have so many branches?
Four is an unpaid intern.
They did unspeakable things to me.
Because if they traveled over the bay, they’d be bagels
You add Spring water.
But when I do, he laughs.
It was udder madness
He misses you.
Its like I've never seen herbivore.
I will find you. I have contacts.
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
I donated sperm and all I got was a weird look from the Salvation Army Santa.
It was a hare raising experience…
The guys that think they're on a double date