I recently found out the medical name for Viagra

Mendeleev is the hero we didn’t deserve, but the hero we needed..

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The year is 2192. The British Prime Minister visits Brussels to ask for an extension of the Brexit deadline.

No one remembers where this tradition originated, but every year it attracts many tourists from all over the world.

Awhile ago my roomate moved out, i was cleaning his old room when I stumbled upon a fake mustache in a box under his bed, when i asked him about it he replied:

“You finally found it, my secret stache”

There’s big penises and there’s small penises, but the best penis of all…

Is happenis

My girl asked me if I were to have a threesome which of her friends I’d choose.

Apparently I was only supposed to choose one…

An unsolicited shudder, courtesy of my mother just now on her lunch break.

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Boolean joke I thought of at 2 am

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Don’t we love our gun gender reveals?

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if (newPassword == oldPassword) break

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I think people just do this so they can post it on r/memes

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

Because it was two tired.

Found in my library, might delete later

[OC] Why are hairdressers suicidal

They just want to dye. (My first oc please don’t hurt me)

A work friend just sent me this. Not sure how to cope

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The three unwritten rules of life

1. 2. 3.

epic trolling the libs, Facebook style

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As long as you both have something in column

Maybe we can relate to the youth better by putting a cartoon about gadgets in a textbook!

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I told a Coronavirus joke to a group of people

Everyone eventually got it, but the Chinese guy, he got it right off the bat.

I asked my friend the baker what is the key to being successful in the business and making good bread…

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What do you study in music college?

A major

There are 10 types of people in the world

Those who understand Binary and those who don't.

I went to a seminar about unlocking my Chakras

It was really eye-opening

Collections.shuffle(Arrays.asList(arr));

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You are traveling along the Oregon Trail, and you meet a man named Terry. You say “Terry? That’s a girls name!” In anger, Terry stabs you to death.

You have died of dissin' Terry.

Assistant to the President: Sir, there’s a crisis – somehow, we only have one copy of Pixar’s Up left in existence.

President: All right, find the person who currently owns it, and have him give it to me. Assistant to the President: Well there's some bad news, sir … President: Bad news? Have him give me the DVD, I'll copy it and post it on the Internet, problem solved! Assistant to the President: Sir … President: What is the bad news? What human being could be that stingy that they wouldn't give me this movie? Assistant to the President: His name is Rick, sir. President: Rick? Assistant to the President: Rick Astley, and He's Never Gonna Give You Up.