I think people just do this so they can post it on r/memes

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The reason why we make trumpies cry online.

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You think all these puns on r/dadjokes are bad?

Wait until you sea mine

Conspiracy theory extraordinaire

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Dont let your dreams be dreams. I believe in you xx

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I asked my dad why he still buys vinyl.

He said, “Records are always a sound purchase.”

a guy with a gun bursts into a bank and screams “a person’s regular occupation, profession, or trade. also known as a commercial enterprise.”

the old lady in front of him whispers to the teller, “I’d do whatever he asks. He means business.”

When I learned that this is considered a meme

I asked my friend the baker what is the key to being successful in the business and making good bread…

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My boss told me to attach two pieces of wood together.

Totally nailed it.

They showing her a clip of how she is when she’s crying.

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If Harry decided to take up painting now he’s stepped back from the royal family…

…he would be the artist formerly known as Prince.

I ordered some wonton soup at a Chinese restaurant, but it seems they misunderstood my order.

So I guess I'm opening up a soup kitchen.

Why is the bottom part necessary exactly?

The original meme was bad enough

I came home with a salamander on my shoulder and my son, all excited, shouted, “What’s his name!?”

Smiling, I replied, “Tiny!" My kid laughed and asked, “What an odd name, why do you call him Tiny?” I explained, “Because…he’s my newt!"

I was going to make a joke about Sodium but..

Na

Doctor : You’ve got a problem in your eyes

Dad : Oh i see Doctor : No you can't

While the rest of you are self quarantined…

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Why is dark spelled with a k and not a c?

You can’t see in the dark

Bankrupt online obituary startup.

Probably the best funeral services ad..

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(From a 6-year old) Why did Cinderella always lose at tennis?

Because her coach was a PUMPKIN.

Did you hear about the band 1023 MB?

They’re good, but they haven’t got a gig yet.

Why isn’t “Dark” spelled like “Darc” instead?

Because You can't c in the dark

The guys who wrote the song “Maneater” started a horse-feed delivery service.

They called it "Haulin' Oats."

I took my 7 year old son to the zoo today and as we were walking around, he suddenly shouted, “look at the frickin’ elephant, dad!”

I was shocked and slightly angry, as everybody was looking at us… “What did you just call it?” I asked. “It's a frickin' Elephant, it says so on the podium!” he said, and so it did, African Elephant.

“Never thought our child would go that far.”

"That trebuchet is really something. Let's get the cat!"

Wow haven’t seen that caption a million times.

Why was the horse so smelly?

Because the cow gave him a pat on the back!

Four guys are at a high school reunion and one of them goes to the restroom.

The other three guys start talking about how successful their sons are, while the fourth is using the bathroom. Guy 1: My son is so successful he owns a car dealership and just gave his best friend a Ferrari. Guy 2: That's nothing, my son owns an airliner company and just gave his best friend a jet. Guy 3: Well my son is more successful than that, he owns an architecture firm and just gave his best friend a mansion Guy 4 walks out of the bathroom and walks over to the other 3 guys. Guy 4: Hey guys, what are we talking about? Guy 1: Oh, we are talking about how successful our sons are. Guy 4:Well, my son is a gay stripper. Guy 2: You must be so disappointed with what he's done with his life. Guy 4: Actually, he is doing very well for himself. He just got a Ferrari, a jet, and a mansion from his three boyfriends.

I hate double standards! If a girl has sex with a bunch of dudes, she’s just “curious”, nothing wrong with that. But when a guy does it, he’s seen as “gay” 😤😤😤 smh.