I told a Coronavirus joke to a group of people
Everyone eventually got it, but the Chinese guy, he got it right off the bat.
Because Batman has sworn to protect goth ham.
and accidents in the back seat cause children.
The letter G
…is fed up with people.
We went and had drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web designer
I : handjob definitely . She(surprised) : why is that? I : because one in the hand is worth two in the bush
IT'S FUCKING R/AWW , YOU IDIOT!
Sorry, wrong sub
But it was only temporary. (I see that image posts aren't allowed in this sub but gosh darn it, I earned this one. I throw myself on your mercy, mods.)
It’s an extremely rare dish order…
but then it grew on me
So instead, a subreddit.
I don’t understand how she can feel that way.
It went back four seconds
If it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken sedan. Ok, I'm leaving …..
He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No", he replies, "I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" The cowboy explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." The lady says, "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties." The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!" The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."
With animals in his heart.
I guess it was a moving violation.
but I like my words to be spelt in reverse alphabetical order.
Why can't this flight attendant understand that?
If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
but they really turned it around with the 360.
My four year old fell down and hit her butt on something and started crying. My six year old calls her over so she can “take a look.” She says “Well I think you broke your butt. There’s a crack down the middle.”