I’d rather not get off track
"BOOM" I hope that blew your minds Edit: Due to popular opinion "Well, this post blew up". And thanks to the anonymous person who gave me my first award ever!
One is a crusty bus station The other is a busty crustacean
We do it in schools because we have class.
Someone who gives a fuck
What a shit way to start a game of Scrabble.
I’m on season 6 and I’m not really sure what this show has to do with security
A lip reader.
It's not hard
Sadly, I was in the women’s bathroom.
It was about time.
But when I do, he laughs.
It's a piece of cake.
You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
I just think it's surprising how mαny people bring a knife on a dαte.
What do you call a cow that’s fallen asleep at a construction site? A bulldozer.
All of a sudden, two buses pull up. Out of one pours the rabbi’s congregation and out of the other pours the priest’s congregation. Their clothes are on the other side of the lake so they don't have time to retrieve them, they just have to make a run for it. The priest, running with his hands covering his genitals, looks over at the rabbi and sees him running with his hands over his face. He says, "Rabbi! What are you doing!" The rabbi says, "In my community, they recognise me by my face."
It's true I saw it with my own eyes
For Hispanic attacks.
It runs on upvolts.
I thought, how dairy
Unfortunately, she blew it!
It was framed!
I’m not joking, but he is.
I haven't cleaned it, but I have had time.
A physicist, an engineer, and a statistician go on a hunting trip, they are walking through the woods when they spot a deer in a clearing. The physicist calculates the distance of the target, the velocity and drop of the bullet, adjusts his rifle and fires, missing the deer 5 feet to the left. The engineer rolls his eyes. 'You forgot to account for wind. Give it here', he snatches the rifle, licks his finger and estimates the speed and direction of the wind and fires, missing the deer 5 feet to the right. Suddenly, the statistician claps his hands and yells "We got him!"
Loving the science memes, they keep me sane.
The bartender asks "How the hell did you do that ?"