You can’t have your Kate and Edith too.
Now my wife wants a divorce.
The damage is expected to be 50 square blocks.
It logs on.
The bartender says "How'd you do that?"
Well, first you need a nice ice fishing spot and some peas. Once you have those, you cut a hole in the ice, then make a trail of peas leading away from it. So, when the polar bear goes to take pea, you kick it in the ice hole!
Woke up exhausted.
To beat the crowd.
Well, would you look at that. It’s a tie.
It goes back four seconds.
None, they'll just compliment it for hours and get pissed when it won't screw.
Dinner is on me!
Install new lox.
Now it is Times New Ramen
Unless you’re prepared to handle the reaper cushions.
"Alright, make sure to bring it back"
I wasn't very happy but left without making a scene.
it was two-tired
Apparently they are desperate to get a photo of A hole that sucks all your time and energy.
My preferred pronouns are He/Hee
A garbage truck
Because it gets smaller after every mistake I make
But I called her Bluff.