I’m bisexual but still No body loves me
Hey Between you and me… something smells!
You don’t want it but your dad is going to give it you anyway
Me: No, I think they need to stay on the wall.
Something bad is going to happen, I can feel it…
I’ve decided I’m dressing in a costume for Christmas. I’m going to wear a fleece jacket, show off pictures of kids and carry a GPS navigation unit. I’m going as……
FLEECE NAVI-DAD Edit: SILVER? Thank you kind redditor!
It’s all over town.
can't wait to see how it turns out.
Lucky it was a soft drink
Neither have eye
Kid: Why are you doing that? Dad: So you don't get bored there.
"Cock, a doodle do."
You make them VERY ANGRY.
We keep it in the family
The staff went on strike.
📷 son: underwater, dad father: underwater? what do you mean? son: they're below C level
Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
We're not kidding.
The Mechanical engineer says: – "It's a broken starter". The Electrical engineer says: – "Dead battery". The Chemical engineer says: – "Impurities in the Gasoline" The IT engineer says: – "Hey guys, i have an idea how about we all get out of the car and get back in".
Cause you should never Kikkoman when he’s down.
As she rode by. She looked at me, gave me the finger, and turned back around and promptly plowed her bike into the cow. I tried.
I never imagined my house would have a drug attic.
And that's how I lost my job as a bus driver
Wasn't my first choice for a nickname, but I can live with it…
I haven’t heard from him since