I’m crying 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
A billiards table
Look for the fresh prints
"G'day mate, Aussie Helpline here …What's the problem,cobber?" "I'm in Darwin with my Sheila and she's been stung on the minge by a wasp, and now her pussy has completely closed up." "Bummer, mate..!" "Thanks mate, I hadn't thought of that, Bye."
In fact, there’s a Vas Deferens.
The water, because the butane is lighter fluid.
“All those getting off, go on fuck off, and all those gettin on fucking hurry up” The woman smacks his bum and sends him upstairs till he’s learned his lesson. 2 hours later the boy comes back down, says sorry to his mum and carries on playing, Mum listens in: ”all those departing thank you for travelling with us and have a good day! All those boarding, mind the gap and have a safe journey!…And all those who are upset by the 2 hour delay, blame the fat cunt in the kitchen!
I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day
We had some drinks, cool guy, he wants to be a web developer
Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared. Then you energy…
It means a lot to them…
Police: He's been trained to only react to the smell of drugs. Me: sigh Yeah… my dog has a real problem.
Mother: Before I die, I have to tell you something. You're ad- ado- Son: I'm adopted?! Mother: No, you're adorable Son: sniffs Thanks, mom Mother: That's why I chose you at the adoption center
Did you know cannibals don’t exist anymore… I ate the last one yesterday
HE: There's a spider in your bra.
… it was Anonymoose
Before I die I am going to eat a whole bag of unpopped popcorn. That should make the cremation a little more interesting.
Silly question, every child knows that.
You Owe Me One, Kenobi
Dad: Stairs don't talk
Because without that, what else is there to destroy?
It meant the world to me
Shes hears a knock on the door and a man says "can i come in". "who are you?" she asks nervously. "Im the blind man" he replies. "Oh well in that case come in" she says relieved. The man walks in. "Nice tits" he says "Now where shall I hang these blinds?"
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A senõr citizen.
It's true. I saw it with my own eyes.