I’m sure the proper punishment was metered-out
They've been vaccinated. We know this because: •They're over three years old •They're retarded.
They don't know who did it, but they have a hunch.
She seemed surprised
One less drinker
But apparently back in England it's the end of May.
A stroke of genius.
Got them tested, one came back positive. I hope it's not terminal.
But I'm clean now.
it was two-tired
A teacher goes for a long walk on the beach. She finds a shiny magic lamb, picks it up, and rubs it.
There is a puff of blue smoke and a genie pops out. “You have three wishes. I can give you anything in the world. If I fail, I must become your personal genie for eternity.” The teacher thinks for a moment and says, “For my first wish, I want jewels. Silver, gold, platinum, whatever you have.” Poof! The jewels appear. “For my second wish, I want karma. Lots of karma.” Poof! The karma appears. The genie stares at the teacher, waiting for the third wish. “I can give you anything in the world,” he says again. The teacher thinks for a long time. “As a teacher, I always hated careless mistakes from my students. I noticed that I accidentally wrote ‘lamb’ instead of ‘lamp.’ Please correct my mistake.” The genie moaned in anguish. “This is Reddit,” he shouted. Once you post it, you can’t edit the title. “In that case,” the teacher smiled, “It looks like I’ve got myself a genie for eternity.”
"where do you see yourself in 5 years?"
But you have to admit, their chairs are rockin'
So we can die in peace.
Look for Fresh Prints.
Backwards it spells "gnihton", which also means nothing.
At least that’s the word on the street.
It’s impossible to put down!
As long as you're poor
But I will raise it.
Holding cows together
And only a handful of Herpes cases was Clinton's
So I sent him a card, “Get well soon.”
Happy Mother’s Day!
Then I realized I hate country music.
It's a virus wich deactivates your spelchek and fcuks up you riting. I receibed it but lukily I don't wach p0rn so I dint opin it. Plees warm you frends Wanks
It was Won Ton
Because they absolutely love digging up everything that has happened in the past.
It refuses to focus.
Ernie: Sure Bert!
They’re his watch dogs!