Im trying to explain my sexuality to my dad.

Me : "Okay, so I would identify as a bisexual."

Dad : "And that means you would have a male partner."

Me : "Yeah."

Dad : "Or a female partner."

Me : "Yeah."

Dad : "So… That means if you don't find a partner, you're on standbi?"

ME :

ME :

ME :

ME : "Son of a b…"