In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck
Coronavirus has been copying the Black Death
Plaguearism
My friend was upset that he was passed over for promotion at work by an attractive older colleague.
I said, “Don’t cry over skilled milf.”
What happened to the overconfident lion tamer?
He was consumed by his own pride
Knock knock…
Who’s there? Hike. Hike who? Warm midnight falling. Stars shining, dancing brightly. Peaceful all at once
A man walks into a bar
A man walks into a bar carrying a large chunk of concrete. He turns to the bartender and says " Give me a drink. And one for the road."
An old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event
An old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of young liberal ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. “Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man.. Is something bothering you?” The Marine replied, “Negative, ma’am. Just serious by nature.” The young lady said, “You know, you should lighten up a little. When’s the last time you’ve had sex?” The Marine replied, “1955 ma’am.” The young lady said, “That’s why you’re so serious. C’mon, I’ll make sure you lighten up.” She takes him to a private room and fucks his brains out. As she’s panting, she says, “You sure didn’t forget anything since 1955.” The Marine looks at his watch and says, “I hope not, it’s only 2130 now."
What do you call an Arab stand-up comedian?
Mohahamed.
What does 6.9 mean?
Just another good thing ruined by a period.
Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
Then they call me ugly, and poor.
The NYPD Bragged About a Big Pot Bust. Turns Out It Seized 106 Pounds of Legal Hemp.
https://ift.tt/2NQdAEZ
Why was Trump unable to hang himself?
It was fake noose
Do you know what’s the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?
No? SO IT WAS YOU!!!
How can ya tell a girl in Alabama is still a virgin ?
She can out run her brother.
A man walks into the doctor’s office with a piece of lettuce hanging out of his ass
The doc takes one look and he says, "Jeeze, it looks like we have one heck of a problem here." The guy responds "this is just the tip of the iceberg."
I don’t like Civil War jokes
I General Lee don’t find them funny
Why was Pavlov’s hair so soft?
Because he conditioned it.
I said to the judge, “60% of my parking tickets are bogus!”
He said, “Repeat infractions?” I said, “Okay, 3/5 of my parking tickets are bogus!”
My penis may not be 12 inches
….but it smells like a foot.
What sound does a 747 airplane make when it bounces?
Boeing, Boeing, Boeing
I saw a movie about tarantulas in my chemistry class.
I'm never stepping foot in that room again.
When is a door not a door?
When it's ajar
Engineering Degree: Expectation VS Reality RUSSIAN EDITION
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdeiH5XiNwA
My forehead is very lenient with my eyebrows.
It gives them a lot of wiggle room.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea. (Courtesy of my 6 year old)