They could call it the the C Major summit. Maybe that would resolve everything.
The library,it's got the most stories
But oral sex? That's just a matter of taste.
She keeps denying it, but I’m sticking to my guns.
A: She outgrew her B shells.
He suffered from hamnesia.
Probably because you can’t spell advertisements without semen between the tits.
I got 48,500 matches.
So for mothers day I've hired her some help.
They were Stalin.
Me: A blowjob Gf: Me: Gf: Waitress: I'll give you two a couple more minutes.
On the way there, he tells his driver that looks a bit like him: "I'm sick of all these conferences. I always say the same things over and over!" The driver agrees: "You're right. As your driver, I attended all of them, and even though I don't know anything about science, I could give the conference in your place." "That's a great idea!" says Einstein. "Let's switch places then!" So they switch clothes and as soon as they arrive, the driver dressed as Einstein goes on stage and starts giving the usual speech, while the real Einstein, dressed as the car driver, attends it. But in the crowd, there is one scientist who wants to impress everyone and thinks of a very difficult question to ask Einstein, hoping he won't be able to respond. So this guy stands up and interrupts the conference by posing his very difficult question. The whole room goes silent, holding their breath, waiting for the response. The driver looks at him, dead in the eye, and says : "Sir, your question is so easy to answer that I'm going to let my driver reply to it for me."
It wasn’t my first choice, but I’m okay with it.
Where you put the cucumber
She was wearing massive gloves
I don’t know what to make of it.
It may, Fri 10 you.
Except for the rare penfish, which is said to be mightier.
My wife asked me to pass her the lip balm and I accidentally gave her a tube of super glue. It's been a week now and she's still not talking to me.
He was having a midlife crisis.
It took them forever to get back up.
Everyone knows that the zip code for Beverly Hills is 90210 thanks to the show, but not as many people know the zip code to Dawson’s Creek.
It’s 90108 …for our lives to be over…
Receptionist: "Yes, but this is a sperm bank and it doesn't work that way. "
Throw them in the mainstream
But he was so good I didn’t give a shit.
…it sounds like putting a shell to your ear.
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Needless to say, I’m not a big fan.
I call it a homie-hoe-stasis.
She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies: "I think you’re the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says: "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?" She looks into his eyes and says calmly: "No, I’m your son’s teacher."
It was a piece of cake 🍰!!! 😂