Ink jet printers “inject” ink onto paper.
Police are now looking for a man and say there's a price on his head
When she finds a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asks her husband "what do we do?" Husband says "I'm no expert, but I wouldn't fucking spank him."
I told her to get out of my fort.
Did you know that there are no canaries in the Canary Islands? And the same thing applies to the Virgin Islands;
There are no canaries there either.
Let's go ride bikes!
My drone's been flying about there all morning no problem.
Peter is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye
It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought.. Soon he sees another sign which reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, 'What may we do for you my son?' He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business….' 'Very well my son. Please follow me.' He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, 'Please knock on this door.' He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door… This nun instructs, 'Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.' He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him. The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign: GO IN PEACE. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
Because I only have one response and it's "boogie oogie oogie".
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Only a fraction of people will understand this.
I texted her, “Oh pun the door!”
They were cooked in Greece.
But I couldn’t see myself wearing any
The same cannot be said of his twin brother, Confusion.
A boy throws his bag out the window. The teacher asks, “Who just threw that?” The boy says, “Me! I’m going home now.”
It’s where the devil appears and asks the priest to get out of the child.
..That the cops just let it go with a warning.
Don't know why I was carrying it around in the first place.
With a look over your shoulder
We had our ups and downs but I'll still miss it
I'm dreading it…
It's 150 minus the number of toilet rolls you have at home
The librarian says "Fuck off! You're not gonna bring it back!"
For Hispanic Attack!
The other replies "shut your mouth"
A clitoris only tastes like piss for a second.