Instant karma. Saluting this Judge who threw a drunk driver’s mom in jail for laughing at victim’s family in court
A barber queue
"Alpaca lunch for you”
I see a few new faces here this week and I must say I’m disappointed.
They couldn't find another man of his caliber.
A small medium at large
Doc: "Are you sure?" Me: "…I'm Definite."
but with extra steps!
But I knew I'd get no reaction.
Its a buccaneer
i haven't looked back since
New Jersey, I'm in New Jersey
It has a nice ring to it.
Because he always stays in the Lois Lane Kill me pls
The steaks have never been higher
I’d be like, where the fuck do all these nickels keep coming from?
I will not mess up this omelette! I will not mess up this omelette! I will not mess up this omelette!
I will enjoy these scrambled eggs!!