IRL Example of Frontend VS Backend from Brickcon Seattle
Remains to be seen.
Go to the women's shelter for a new girlfriend and everyone loses their mind.
I bought him a trampoline for his birthday but all he wants to do is sit in his wheelchair and cry.
I wish I could post it in another subreddit
But so far I’ve made two bowls and a vase.
However, the teacher looked at the student with an arrogant face and said: 'A swan shan't be friends with a pig.' 'Then I shall fly on,' answered the student with a smile. The teacher was clearly vexed by the cheeky reply and decided to make sure to do everything in his power to fail the student at the exams. At the oral exam, he gave the student the hardest questions, but the student had amazing answers for everything. Therefore, hoping he could still fail his victim, the teacher asked him a trickier question: 'You're walking on a road and you find two bags. One contains gold, the other cleverness. Which bag do you choose?' 'The gold.' 'Unfortunately, I don't agree. I'd choose cleverness, because that's more important than money.' 'Everyone would choose what they don't have,' says the student. The teacher turns red, and he's so angry he writes "ass" on the student's paper. The student leaves without looking at the paper. However, he returns shortly, gives back his paper and says: 'Excuse me sir, you did sign my paper, but you forgot to give my grade!'
Something bad is gonna happen, I can feel it
You ask him nicely
He sits down, holds up 2 fingers and says, “Five beers please.”
If they get to high they'll get busted
Because he conditioned it.
I went to an auction today where they were selling a cheese grater once owned by both Hitler and Osama Bin Laden.
It was the grater of two evils.
It's a beautiful and very thoughtful experience, but I think they misunderstood me when I said I wanna watch.
My parents grew to like my girlfriend so much, they take her as their own daughter. Now they started looking for a proper boyfriend for her.
Now, it makes all the cents in the world.
He asks, "What are you doing?" She replies, "I'm off to New York City. I read that prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free." Later, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase. "Where are you going?" she asks "I'm coming with you. I want to see how you live on $800 a year"
For example: Ben is in a hurry. Vs Ben is in a comma
…for complete cavity protection…
It was the best dam program I've ever seen
To beat the crowd.
…the other four letters?
But when I didn't pay he came back and repossessed my house
When the punchline becomes apparent.
They're way too kneady…
Easy. Good cops carry a Goodge.
It drove pasta stop sign