but I saw right through it.
but then I started to see the signs
One's gorgeous, the other's just Gore.
and not using commas.
Aye matey! Courtesy of a 7 year old in my class.
But it still has potential.
No wait, she’s back She just went to make a cup of coffee
Either you have twice as many dad jokes or get stuck in an endless loop of "go ask your mother"
A laughing stock!
Knock Knock Whose there? Grandad QUICK, STOP THE CREMATION!
A good party wasn't the correct answer, apparently.
Except the worms, they came in apples.
My bank account.
Then say : now you are super angry! She might laugh.. you might die.
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If it isn't 3 holes in the ground…
It's Einstein's turn. He counts till ten and opens up his eyes. Pascal is nowhere to be seen. Newton is sitting right in front of Einstein with a chalk in his hand. He's sitting on a box he's drawn, one metre a side. Einstein: Newton you're terrible, I can see you! Newton: No No Einy, you've found one Newton per square metre. You've found Pascal!
But hey, bad brakes have never stopped me before.