Is it ignorance or apathy that’s destroying the world today? I don’t know and don’t really care – randompun.com 😂😂😂😂
They are just USB sticks And when you exhale, you get cloud storage.
I told her that I am looking for matches.
And to hell with anyone who doesn’t believe me.
He Dwaynes his Johnson
My wife and I are planning a trip to San Francisco to finally fulfill my lifelong dream of seeing The Golden Gate in person.
She asked me, “What are you going to do when you see it?” I said, “Let’s cross that bridge when we get there.”
One happened to put the letter T into a toy stacking cup I was holding. I tried to give it to him but he didn't want it. So I turned to my other son and said, "Hmm, guess it's not his cup of T". Neither 3yo got it so I had to tell someone.
Is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away
My dad didn't beat cancer
It was like music to my arse
My grandfather keeps telling us that when he dies, we should try to convert his ashes into a diamond.
That’s a lot of pressure.
Because it’s cheaper…
Roxanne is a really good song.
you might be dyslexic
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His name is Tim
I need good chem memes
I tell them it doesn't really matter.
asked a son to his father. "It means 'happy,'" replied the father. "Oh," contested the son, "so are you gay, then?" "No, son, I have a wife."
So I suggested Kay and Elle.
I wonder if it's my wife or my girlfriend.
When she finds a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asks her husband "what do we do?" Husband says "I'm no expert, but I wouldn't fucking spank him."
Can’t be spotted
Imagine the releaf they feel in spring.
Denim denim denim Denim denim denim
The eyes, because they dilate.
Spread the news
Because he is married
You can only ran, because it’s past tents
While sipping his wine, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?' The waiter replied, 'Si senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!' The Texan said, 'What the heck, bring me an order.' The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to serve you this delicacy.' The next morning, the Texan returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, 'These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.' The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull wins..