it was good and they destroyed it
Thanos’ finger snap would have a greater impact if they found a way to make it seem like half the audience disappeared.
Apparently only DC movies can do that.
I said: "Well I'm pretty good, but I don't think I'm ready to compete yet."
A small part of me says yes.
Your mom is so fat that, a group of people started believing that your mom is actually flat. [EDIT] OMG, thanks for the Platinum Wow, thanks for the support guys
If I’m being objective, it’s Dr. Whom.
but when I do, he laughs
She can't hear me otherwise.
EDIT: tools …stupid keyboard…
My wife said it was a huge waist
I don't know what's worse, that I'm being cheated on or the fact we're both homeschooled.
The odds were against me
They always take forever to say… ha ha?
Well the jokes on them – they’re imaginary too…
He was running a Shell corporation.
Oops, wrong place for this post
Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
Because he's a pain in the neck.
“They just seem really shady.”
But to me, March 14th will always be cake day.
That percentage is zero. That's a good percentage of Nazi friends to have.
He then proceeds to pull out hundreds of pink valentine's day cards, write inside them and stamp them with "Love" stamps. He then pulls out a bottle of expensive perfume and spritzes each envelope. The bartender finally can't contain his curiosity and approaches the man. "You must have 500 or more cards there," the bartender says. "I've got to admit I'm curious what you're doing." "Oh, every year at Valentine's Day I send out 500 cards, each one signed 'Guess Who?'" the guy says. "But why?" the bartender asks. "I'm a divorce lawyer," the guy replies.
Wife-Can you be serious for a minute? Me-*grins* Ok and you be Shirley Wife-I'm serious! Me-Shirley you can't be Serious, I'm Serious This actually happened. 🙂
"Yes, we arson."
To be honest, I didn’t know she sold flowers.