It’s a leftist boomer
It scares the shit out of their guidedogs.
Because of the indoor fins…
It was cutting-hedge technology.
That's just the half of it.
A paragraph, because hes too short to be an esse
Because Dawn is tough on Greece
So they could Scandinavian
I said, “Weird. I was about to ask you the same thing.”
But if I’m gonna have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord.
It’s true! I saw it with my own eyes.
I thought, “I can’t turn that down”
1000 soles were lost.
Can February March? No, but April May.
now the amount of girls I made wet this year is -1. 🙁
All it could say was "rabbit".
Me: I wish I had a tail. Genje: Wejrd but okay.
So when they come back they can Scandinavian.
It’s a total rip-off!
He says, "uno, dos…" poof … He disappeared without a tres.
Did you know the population of Ireland is growing at a faster rate than any other country in the world?
It’s capital has been Dublin every year.
Disappointing to see so many of you here
My friend said, “Congratulations on your new job! How did you get it?” I replied, “The same way the Virgin Mary got Jesus.” He laughed, “What? A miracle?!”
I whispered, "No. Sex that I can't tell anyone about."
She’s a nightmare
One, we are efficient and devoid of humor
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office. “What’s your name?” he asked the new guy. “John,” the new guy replied. The manager scowled, “Look… I don’t know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked at before, but I don’t call anyone by his or her first name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my employees by their last name only … Smith, Jones, Baker .… That’s all. I am to be referred to only as Mr. Robertson. Now that we got that straight, what’s your last name?” The new guy sighed, “Darling. My name is John Darling.” “Okay John, the next thing I want to tell you is . . .”
And immediately received 50,000 matches!!
you red that wrong
I don't know y.
It’s quite bazaar