It’s kind of silly we’re trying turning plants into burgers
Haven’t cows been doing that for like, forever?
I asked my 18 siblings and they don’t know either.
Me: raises hand Teacher: Very good. Any other examples?
Wife made asian food for dinner last night, Tofu/Rice/Veggies/Chicken Wontons. Toddler is killing the wontons and we teach him how to say "wonton" so he can ask for more correctly. As he's stuffing another piece into his mouth I ask him "hey bubba, do you like wontons?" To which my son replies, "No..like twotons" My son's first joke and it's a dad joke…i'm just so proud lol….
No ones given me a straight answer.
I told him, “That makes two of us.”
Instant karma. Saluting this Judge who threw a drunk driver’s mom in jail for laughing at victim’s family in court
I think it's just a stage he's going through.
“Sorry, we’re clothed.”
Because it was safer. (Credit to I-80 sign)
So I made her stand in front of a deep fat fryer.
Coronavirus, right off the bat.
He woke up
No it doesn't
She drinks straight from the bottle
is technically, not a question
Well the flag is a big plus!
I enjoy a little Lyme with my Corona
Because I'm lack-toes intolerant.
We should hang out sometime.
I said great! don't forget to slam the door on my cock on the way out Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind door slammer.
…But then I thought, "Na, they've probably heard it before."
Because it's cheaper that way.
They're both cauldron
Because when he found the position, he couldn't find the momentum. And when he found the momentum, he couldn't find the position.
It was just collecting dust anyway.
Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers