I’ve been asking people what LGBTQ means
But no one has given me a straight answer
This post was made by science gang 😎
Now that we’ve got the four malities out the way, we can begin.
Because they’re straight up with each other.
On top of it, I’m also banned from the maternity ward.
Because of their antybodies
Because it's the scenter
Because they didn't want to elect ron
Wife: How? Lawyer: I’m not sure, but he has 2000 DVDs of the movie for some reason.
To a certain degree.
Then you’ll get a, “Super Cali-Flagger Dipstick Expert Diagnosis!"
A man stands in front of a food truck and reads the menu: "Cheeseburgers: $5 Fries: $3 Handjobs: $10." He walks up to the window and asks the beautiful blonde working behind the counter, "Are you the one that gives the handjobs?" "Yes, I am," she replies seductively. "Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
I said, “You are just staggering.”
I said no but I do I a pretty good bohemian rhapsody.
because they make up everything.
I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 12579 matches
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
I understand, she is deadly allergic to nuts.
Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
Au jus wish.
I remember when I went to the zoo and saw an elephant.
I thought, "I can't turn that down."
"Because your mum loves easter and it's an anagram of easter !" "Thanks dad !" "No problem Alan"
It's Lay Hee Hoo
Nevermind it's tearable.
"BOOM" I hope that blew your minds