i’ve been thinking about this joke for 3 days haha that makes it funnier right
Because it was well armed.
It was a risk I was willing to take.
The girl replied, “Thanks for the Baghdad”
She's my cross aunt.
“Just twelve waters please!” Winks at disciples
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It's all about raisin awareness
It says that anything that can go wrong will go wrong. But have you heard of Cole’s law? It’s thinly sliced cabbage.
She’s obviously wrong. Why else am I refusing to leave the casino until I win my daughter’s college tuition money back?
Which unfortunately cost her 12 points and a bonus chance
Some asshole has their pen.
how bad an electrician I am.
Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Aw, don't cry. It's just a joke.
I said, "It's the amount of money I make."
Stranger Things have happened.
Is sphere itself.
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An old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of young liberal ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. “Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man.. Is something bothering you?” The Marine replied, “Negative, ma’am. Just serious by nature.” The young lady said, “You know, you should lighten up a little. When’s the last time you’ve had sex?” The Marine replied, “1955 ma’am.” The young lady said, “That’s why you’re so serious. C’mon, I’ll make sure you lighten up.” She takes him to a private room and fucks his brains out. As she’s panting, she says, “You sure didn’t forget anything since 1955.” The Marine looks at his watch and says, “I hope not, it’s only 2130 now."
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean
They’re just so remarkable…
After that she refuses to play Scrabble with me.
Well, that was a trip down memory lane.
British English: I think you're having problem understanding these words. American English: no u
These days, people will click on anything even if it's nothing more then a catchy title
Donald Trump and Barack Obama ended up at the same barber shop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear that it would turn nasty. As the barbers finished their shaves in silence, the one who had Trump in his chair reached for the aftershave. But Donald was quick to stop him, jokingly saying, "No thanks. My wife, Melania, will smell that and think I've been in a brothel." The second barber turned to Barack and said, "How about you, Mr. Obama?" Barack replied, "Go right ahead, my wife, Michelle, doesn't know what the inside of a brothel smells like."
“Wow!” I say. “It’s climate change!”
She said, "That's how it seams"
As he was dying he kept telling us "be positive, be positive!" But it's gonna be really hard without him.