I’ve got a date with a woman form the sewing machine factory.
She seams nice
She said "Fuck you". So I'm pretty excited for 2019.
And that’s Chris Brown
Her: What are you going to do when we see it? Me: We’ll cross that bridge when we get there.
She looked surprised
Just need to find a place to bury her.
It Hasn’t come out yet. But Critics are saying it’s crap. And there’s a sequel…. “Number 2”
A manhole cover
Because it wasn’t a loan anymore.
We are all capable of it, but it takes a deranged individual to actually go through with it.
But my computer teacher told me 0 != 1
I’m nervous she won’t be able to pull it off.
The World Health Organization (WHO) announced that dogs cannot get Covid-19. Dogs can be released from quarantine.
So now we know “WHO let the dogs out"
Cause that's when the steaks are highest.
She asked me why and I said that everytime we get home, I say hello to him and ask how his day was. He answers with "Rough! Rough!"
That must be why everyone calls him the 'supreme reader'.
I'll meat you in the middle.
He finishes his drink and asks for the check. Duck billed Platypus.
The witch tells him: "Tell me I am pretty or you will be cursed"! Adam: "Sorry, but I don't find you attractive." Witch: "Take that back, or you most surely will be cursed! Adam: "Nope. You're hideous." The witch then transformed him into an ant. Witch: "Look where your rudeness brought you! " Adam: "Yeah this sucks, but you still look like a moldy potato." Witch: "Very well, then. You will remain in this form until you repent and call me pretty!" He is still adamant.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
No text found
“Are you having a crisis ?”
I asked for his autograph, but all he wrote was ‘thanks’…
If you have to force it it’s probably shit.
Can I interest you in some rowmance?
One of them asks the two others: "So what did you do?" The first one answers: "Well, I arrived late at the factory, and so they accused me of slowing down the Revolution and the victory of the Proletariat." The second one answers: "Well, I arrived early at the factory, and so they accused me of wanting to be favored and promoted over my fellow workers." Then they turn to the one who asked the question: "How about you, then?" "Well, I arrived at the factory right on time, and so they accused me of having a watch from the West.
The stock market.
It’s like I’ve never seen herbivore.
My mom used to feed me alphabet soup when I was a kid and insisted on me telling everyone that I loved it…
I didn't really, she was just putting words in my mouth…
Nothing, they're already stuffed…