Jack And Jill

Jill and Jack go to Catholic school. Jill is known for sleeping.

The teacher asks Jill “Who created Earth?”

Jack pokes Jill with his pencil.

She yells “Oh my God!”

“that is correct Jill.”

She goes back to sleep.

The teacher asks Jill “Who is our Lord and Saviour ?”

Jack pokes Jill.

Jill yells “Jesus Christ!”

Teacher says “Correct again Jill.”

Jill goes to sleep.

Teacher asks Jill “What did Eve say to Adam after their 26th child?”

Jack pokes Jill.

Jill yells “IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I’LL BREAK IT OFF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!”