Jim walked into a bar……

Jim, walked into a Bar and aggressively shouted his order to the bartender

”Please give me a plate of chicken wings and then give everyone half a kilo steak and mutton, cause when I eat, I want everyone to eat!”

The bartender complies to this by giving Jim a plate of chicken wings and everyone else, their meals

Just as everybody finishes their food, Jim again yells

”Give me a bottle of Champagne and give everybody else a bottle of Johnny Walker Black, cause when I drink, I want everybody to drink!

Everyone is elated and cheers for Jim

When Jim is done with his drink, he yells, yet again

"Bring everybody their bill, because when I pay mine, I want everyone else to pay theirs '