Juggling seems fun
But I just don’t have the balls to do it
Because no one would buy it if it was called nut juice.
I had to draw my own conclusions.
Just need to find a place to bury her.
Who am I to diss a brie?
GF: A shoe! Me: Bless you Was pretty proud of myself for a couple minutes.
She responds: “see that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.” The kid replies: “but mom, I’m blind!” Mom: “Exactly.”
The red flags were everywhere.
The Bay of Pigs.
At dinner I asked him where the light was so he pointed at it. I told him to wave hello to the light and luckily he did. I then looked my wife dead in the eye and told her that was the hi-light of his day.
Another day, another Dawn.
Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
I went to 4 different ones and they all said insufficient funds!
They both run to the door barking wildly.
Dad: great, I'm taking you the strip club tonight. 18 year old: No, I already said I didn't want that. Dad: Nicole, someone needs to work in this house.
One relies on heads while the other is just based on tales.
But none of them work.
I've compiled my bucket list. 4 drumsticks, 4 thighs, original recipe, 2 individual mashed potatoes with gravy, and 2 biscuits.
It was not real food, it was an impasta.
Because he has green thumbs
So after a while I decided to give it another try, and it wasn’t half bad. I guess I got off on the wrong foot
That way you will be a mile away and have his shoes.
They were real people… I just imagined they were my friends.
you might even say the bacon is CRISPR
It saves time on laundry, since a lot of the time they hang themselves.
Well, after 10 years your Job still sucks.
Since then my muggings have been way more successful.