#jumpoffthecliffchallenge
I keep getting mixed up between claustrophobia and homophobia.
Which is the one about being in a closet?
A black kid pulls the flour over his head.
A black kid walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, "Look Mama, I'm a white boy!" His mother smacks him and says, "Go to your Daddy and say wbat you just said!" The boy finds his father and says, "Look Daddy, I'm a white boy!" His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, "Now what do you have to say about yourself?" The boy replies, "I've only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!"
I ate too much alphabet soup
Now I’m sitting on the toilet with a massive vowel movement….
Gay jokes aren’t funny
Cum on guys
Why aren’t all oceans one depth?
They’re inconsistent seas.
I tripped in France
Eiffel over.
I couldn’t believe I got to use this
Wife-Can you be serious for a minute? Me-*grins* Ok and you be Shirley Wife-I'm serious! Me-Shirley you can't be Serious, I'm Serious This actually happened. 🙂
My math teacher called me average…
How mean.
What sound does a tiny cow make
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Do you know where I store all my dad jokes?
In a dad-a–base
Did you know that Terry Crews once had a heckler that mysteriously dropped dead?
Doctors said the man had died from dissin’ Terry
I am reading a book called “The History of Lubricants.”
It’s non-friction.
Why did the “A” run away
There was a B
What is a pirate’s least favorite letter?
Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons: Illegal Downloading
My son is such anungrateful piece of shit.
I bought him a trampoline for his birthday but all he wants to do is sit in his wheelchair and cry.
Today I learnt that humans eat more bananas than monkeys
I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey
My child keeps saying small groups of words together
Should I be worried, or is it just a phrase?
I asked my wife if she would wear gloves if she had no hands? She said – ermmm nooo..
Then why are you wearing a bra?
Working out is like a drug to me
I don’t do drugs
Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?
They were watch dogs.
I don’t trust stairs
They are always up to something.