But when I do, he laughs.
It’s fucking r/aww!
kinda like yo mamma.
In hindsight, paper would have been better.
I just noticed two large bumps on my car battery. Had them tested and one came back positive. Hope it's not terminal.
They are free of charge.
In hindsight, they shouldn’t have married that young.
He calls them Mother and Motherfucker.
It smells like Teen Spirit.
"Hola milk, soy es tu padre!"
I stopped the car and he asked me if I could give him a few directions. 'Certainly,' I replied, 'up, down, east and west.' Then I drove off.
Will keep you posted as the story unfolds.
One got a-salted.
I could use a light snack.
But it’s definitely up there.
He never returned and the world ran out of milk.
Guess who’s come crawling back
He bent down to pet it, and screamed "it's fucking r/aww!"
It's Einstein's turn. He counts till ten and opens up his eyes. Pascal is nowhere to be seen. Newton is sitting right in front of Einstein with a chalk in his hand. He's sitting on a box he's drawn, one metre a side. Einstein: Newton you're terrible, I can see you! Newton: No No Einy, you've found one Newton per square metre. You've found Pascal!
It would be appropriate to serve meals to them as "Can-a-bull."
He’s become a Mister E…