Kids in 2040 have it too easy; they’ll never understand our ordeals!
Come see, come saw
I haven’t heard from him since
The bartender asked "why the big pause" The bear replies "I was born with them"
I had plenty of time to kill.
"Stop shaking the ladder you little shit!"
North Koreans believe they live in the best country in the whole world, because they’re brainwashed by the government and the media…
But every American knows that America is really the best country in the world!
Roxanne is a really good song.
Dragon 2: Dear, you know I hate canned food!
Well she’s a real Paige Turner
So I sent him a "get well soon" card.
Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours
I'm not ever buying any more baby oil.
He doesn't know if he will ever come back or not. So, he puts on an iron chastity belt on his wife, gives the key to his best friend Micheal and says, "If I don't come back in 3 years, set her free". Michael agrees and brave Knight Edward sets out on his big black horse. He gallops toward the hills, knowing he may be leaving his beloved city forever. When on top of the hills, he looks back, just to have one last look at his beloved city. To his surprise he sees a big cloud of dust coming towards him. He waits and soon can make out the shapes of a horseman coming toward him as fast as the poor animal can manage. When the horseman is closer, he can finally see it is none other than his best friend Micheal. Michael stops his horse, still panting "you gave me the wrong keys".
Loving the science memes, they keep me sane.
Because they're always stuffed.
When the girl gets older, and he stays the same age.
One day, someone asked him where the medical building was, Fred replied, "it's over there and to the left. I do research on the brain in there." Fred is an expert on the hippocampus.
Is nothing sacred?
"Thicc" with seven C's.
"… They're out standing in their field."
We are going on vacation somewhere else next year.
I now live in constant fear.
National Dyslexia Association