The rest of the letters come aughter it.
But anal will make her hole weak.
A visit from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawl of your funding.
Then I realized, he was one of those plane clothes cops…
I said, “What’s going on?” “You tell me?” replied my wife. I said, “I don’t know, you’re sitting on the sofa with a stranger.” “A stranger, hey?” shouted my girlfriend, “I’m no stranger, we’ve been having sex for six months!” I looked at my wife and said, “Is this true?”
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They give it two test tickles.
“Pick a card, any card” he says. She grabs one at random. “Now, look away and memorize that card. Don’t show me.” She turns away, memorizes it, and turns back to see that the man was gone. She lived her life as any other. She got a job, fell in love, got married, and got pregnant with her first child. Fast forward 9 months. “Push, PUSH” the midwife and doctors urged. “You’re almost there!” “The baby! She’s crowning!” “But… what’s that in her HAND???” “It… it looks like…” “Is THIS your card?” a familiar voice said.
We were walking past a lingerie store, and my wife said, “I want to try on the bra in the front window.”
I said, “I think you might have to use the dressing room like everyone else.”
She was a mathamachicken
They have a high rate of return
I was talking with fiance out getting married and he said he wasn’t excited about being called husbands.
But he though that wife had a nice ring to it.
Just for shits and giggles
I always get really excited but after it's over I regret spending all that money.
In the end I decided to let him go. However, I still hold The Grudge.
A fishing pole
Good players are hard to find.
Cause he doesn’t wanna be spotted
Those were the Good Years.
In case they need to draw blood
… and bought a bottle of whisky. I put the bottle in the bike basket but before riding back I thought: what if I fall down for some reason? The bottle will break! So I drank the whole bottle of whisky before riding home. And thank God I did, because I must have fallen down about a dozen times before I got home.
Because with great power comes great response ability.
When the punchline becomes apparent. When does the punchline become apparent? After the delivery.
so I just came in my pants.
Now don't tell me that's just a coincidence.