Logical move, Billy Bob
The boy, who had just coloured his hair various shades started feeling uncomfortable by the old man's gaze. Unable to take it anymore, the boy shouted – "What is it old man? Can't stomach when people do wild things?" The old man replied – "I once fucked a peacock when I was a teen. Wondering if you're my grandson".
Because they're always stuffed.
…he went downhill very quickly after that.
He said he wouldn’t do it. Cause it would take a cent-ury.
"Thanks Grandpa!" "Why did you call me Grandpa?" "Because I couldn't find it yesterday."
It's a virus wich deactivates your spelchek and fcuks up you riting. I receibed it but lukily I don't wach p0rn so I dint opin it. Plees warm you frends Wanks
“Thank you for your service”
All of their friends swear, but it's just never been their thing. But tomorrow is the day! They decide to have a sleepover so they can start swearing together. The morning comes and both boys wake up excitedly and head downstairs to breakfast. The mother asked her son "what would you like for breakfast?" Her son replies "I'll take some fruit loops bitch." The mother immediately smacks the kid upside the head and sends him back to his room. She turns to the boys friend and says "I'm so sorry you had to see that, what would you like for breakfast?" The boy looks a little scared a replies "I don't know, but definitely not fucking fruit loops."
The bee said, 'What seems to be the problem?' 'I'm out of gas,' the man replied. The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out. 'Try it now,' said one bee. The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. 'Wow!' the man exclaimed, 'what did you put in my gas tank'? The bee answered, ‘BP’
I wonder if it's my wife or my girlfriend.
I replied the chances of two serial killers being in the same car are astronomical.
They buzz them in.
Anyway, my dad just caught me masturbating
All of them, mountains can't jump.
I hate being a teacher.
They performed unspeakable acts on me…
I donated sperm and all I got was a weird look from the Salvation Army Santa.
Because the meat was Chewie.
“Yours is one what?”
Whatever you do, do NOT carry them in your back pocket…
But hey, it's in my genes.
It was sad, but it was a huge weight off my shoulders..
Said the city's most hated cab driver.