If “womb is pronounced “woom”, “tomb” is pronounced “toom”, then then shouldn’t “bomb” be pronounced
“BOOM” I hope that blew your minds
Dad: "You're holding a shot gun now."
I’m longing to become a Petty Officer.
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I'd have a pound.
I have started freezing different objects at -273.15°c and blowing them up. Seeing with items reacted differently.
I call it the 0k boomer experiment.
She asked, “If I get pregnant, what should we name the baby?” I took off my condom, tied a knot, and flushed it down the toilet. “Well” I said, “If he can get out of that, we’ll call him Houdini”.
Because they’re two tired
None of those roads led to Rome. They led me to Arkansas. One of the roads left to the edge of a cliff. Unfortunately, I stopped driving.
They all sit down and order a cup of tea. The Englishman looks to his wife and says “could you pass the honey, honey?” The Scottish man thinks to himself how clever that was, then turns to his wife and says “could you pass the sugar, sugar?” The Irish man – not wanting to be out witted by the other two men – looks over at his wife and says “Could you pass me the milk ye fucking cow?”
I lost my case
But I was expecting more lions.
You can hide, but you cant run
He had a reptile dysfunction.
Kim Jong Un
She said, "Yes, the others were at least sevens or eights".
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Because the Chicken retired and moved to Connecticut.
They checked our reviews. One star.
It’s impossible to put down!
Chris: Hey can I borrow a ten? Kristen: sure. Christen: Thank you. Kris: Anytime.
He got off with a suspension.
It’s pretty lit.
It’s all good until you realize you’re only screwing yourself.
Dave: I want to be rich. Genie: And your second wish? Rich: I want lots of money.