Lyndsey Graham the Hypocritical Hyperpartisan
I'll let you know.
I’m worried my young daughter might have a future in crime. Today, she found a tree branch on the ground…
She immediately raised it above her head and said, “This is a stick up!” (Credit to my 2.5 year old- inspired by true events)
A man and his date were parked on a back road at night, far away from prying eyes when his date stopped him from going any further.
"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl. "Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25."
More on this after the break.
The distributive property.
I’ve been working on it tirelessly.
I just sense this looming dread.
I’ll beheading there shortly
Two caterpillars are escaping a spider. They climb up a branch and get to the edge, but realize they are now trapped…
"Hold on tight!" says the first caterpillar and he quickly chews through the branch. It snaps and they begin to fall, but he grabs two protruding twigs and uses them to steer the branch through the air with grace and finesse. "That's amazing!!" says the second caterpillar. "How in the hell are you doing that?!" The first caterpillar scoffs. "Am I the only one in the whole damn forest who knows how to drive a stick!?"
They soaked it in water and it became a laughing stock.
Police are working Tirelessly to catch him.
I said, "Naw, she isn't that ugly."
A GregOrIan calendar
But I've never had any beef with them.
There was nothing left but de Brie.
A. She is a prude and you have no future together. B. You two should spend more time together so she can get used to that level of openness. C. She should have sat somewhere else on the train?
We'll keep you updated as the story unfolds…
They told me “you gotta know how to hold em, and how to fold em.” 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️ Dad out.
Like you don't see med students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves unemployed.
Look for fresh prints
"where do you see yourself in 5 years?"
She’s a really big help.
A family of buffalo are sending their boy off to kindergarten. The teary-eyed mom is hugging her kid.
Dad just waves and says, "Bison".
Then say : now you are super angry! She might laugh.. you might die.
But my dog has to be so sick of that stupid movie by now.