and there names of each member were : Anna1 Anna2 Anna1234 (saw this on r/tinder)
Cause light attracts bugs.
I didn’t know she even sold flowers!
But he said he couldn’t help as my garden was portrait.
Their words, not mine.
But I’m clean now.
Turns out she was seeing someone else.
At the hearings, Kavanaugh was asked how he would prefer to cross a waist deep river, in a rowboat or simply walk across it
He said he doesn't want to give an opinion on Row Vs. Wade
"That's not how field sobriety tests work." replied the police officer
She was able to learn how to read and write despite being from Alabama
They looked at the reviews and we only have one star.
Because 6, 7 8.
When Biden is speaking you wonder if he's had a stroke. When Trump is speaking you wonder if you've had a stroke.
I said: “Please don’t mention it.”
Baaaa dumb hisssssss
The lady asked if I would like to masterbate in the cup? I said 'I'm good, but I'm not ready to compete in a tournament just yet'.
RIP Larry Tesler, the UI designer that created Cut, Copy and Paste, died age 74
One goldfish looks at the other and says: "Hey man, how the hell do you drive this thing?"
Seriously, how low can you go?
She’s a mathamachicken…
The difference is staggering.
I have fortitude.
A legit conversation today with my 2 1/2 year old son as we do our daily stroll past a train station that for once, has no trains stationed…
Son: Daddy, where is Thomas? Daddy: I don’t know, mate. Son: He must be working from home today. Is this his first dad joke?? Strange what they must be picking up from conversations. Got me good.
I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
It was here a minute ago Edit : fixed the spelling
I will never part with this.