Just another good thing ruined by period.
I can't see them anywhere.
Me: That’s a…..novel idea.
He was disqualified.
The plane takes off. After a while she stands up and ask loudly: “is there a doctor in this plane?” A man comes quickly and say: “I’m a doctor, what happened?” The woman replies: “would you like to meet my daughter?”
Despite having a huge fan base.
Just watched an episode of MasterChef. The contestants had to successfully infuse a lump of meat with THC or get eliminated
I guess you could say the steaks were high
The secret service isn’t allowed to yell “Get down!” anymore when the president is about to be attacked.
Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
In other words, his manufacturer's warranty is up.
Me: A blowjob Gf: Me: Gf: Waitress: I'll give you two a couple more minutes.
Cop: You are the lawyer. Lawyer: Exactly, so where’s my present?
but apparently you can't end a sentence with a proposition.
You're still using fowl language.
I will put my glasses on.
1000 soles were lost.
A good cop wears a goodge.
But I’m 2² to say it.
Because he doesn’t want to be spotted
It was a draft, so he easily dodged it.
It was like music to my arse
He was gladiator.
I need good chem memes
He’s going through a lot of crap right now.
I hope it doesn't terrace apart.
Look for fresh prints
Well, I'm not going to spread it!
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type o"
That she was a little boulder.
He walks up to the front desk and introduces himself. "Hello, I identify as a chocolate bar. Can I join?" The receptionist replies "Sir, that's disgraceful! You're mocking the community. We're going to have to ask you to leave." "You can't call me sir!" The man exclaims. "I use her/shey pronouns."