Machine Learning: *training was always an option*
It May, Fri 10 you
A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit, “What’ll ya have?”
The rabbit says, “I dunno. I’m only here because of Autocorrect.”
Because when they left the old country, immigration officers put a sticker on their lapel that read To NY.
I could use a light snack.
I'm under a lot of pressure
Nothing. It’s on the house.
I can’t see an end, have no control and don’t think there’s any escape! I don’t even have a home anymore…
Definitely time for a new keyboard!!
Then I became calm realizing I am self employed.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
I’m proud to say I’m officially clean!
I really need to wash some mugs.
Son: Soy Milk. Dad: Hola Milk, Soy Dad
1 Mississippi 2 Mississippi 3 Mississippi
And I'll fucking do it again.
One of them turns to the other and says "How do you drive this thing?"
It was a horrific end, but a lovely finish.
"Supplies!" I'll see myself out
Cause people are dying to get in
The remaining 2 jumped out of the way.
The doctors described his condition as stable.
The bartender asks: “What can I get you?” The construction worker says “One beer for me, and one for the road.”
The year is 2192. The British Prime Minister visits Brussels to ask for an extension of the Brexit deadline.
No one remembers where this tradition originated, but every year it attracts many tourists from all over the world.
The letter G
But I don't want to spread it.
Teach a redditor a joke, and they will repost it for a lifetime. It's cake and y'all know the rules!
So an honest lawyer, a hard working politician and Santa are walking and they find a 100€ note on the ground. Who is going to pick it up? Santa because the first two don't exist.
I’d be like, where the fuck do all these nickels keep coming from?