He didn’t habanero.
It’s called making the little things count.
Because they are very pi-ous
He's dead now though.
I asked my 18 brothers and sisters and they don't know either.
… I see a lot of new faces tonight, which is disappointing.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sunk to the bottom and stayed there. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable. When he went to tell Mary the news he said, "Mary, I have good news & bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because, since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead." Mary replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."
It is LAYHEEHOO
I said that makes 2 of us.
If you don't get it, it's because it's an inside joke.
But when I cuddle another guy I’m “a creep” and “need to leave the morgue immediately”
A cold shoulder.
We broke up because she couldn’t stomach my cheesy jokes.
With a sea saw
Dol, cause there’s no “fin.”
Cause people are dying to get in
In the past week, Origami bank has folded, Sumo bank has gone belly up and Bonsai bank announced plans to cut some of its branches. Last week it was announced that Karaoke bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while shares in Kamikaze bank were suspended after they nosedived. Samurai bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja bank is reported to have taken a hit, but it remains in the black. Furthermore 500 staff at Karate bank got the chop and analysts report there is something fishy going on at Sushi bank, where it’s feared staff may get a raw deal.
But he's outstanding in his field!
At that moment I decided I'd never visit Thailand again.
None. They only talk about change.
The US Military had too many commanding officers so it offered a significant lump sum to those who retired…
They would measure whoever retired from one point on their body to another and pay $5,000 per inch. The first general asked to be measured from the top of his head to his tip toes and was paid $360,000. The second general was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched arms to his tip toes and was rewarded $520,000 for his creativity. The last general asked to be measured from his left testicle to his right testicle. "Are you sure about that?" the other two asked incredulously. "Yea. Last I remember my right one is still in 'Nam."
Why can’t you just use a sponge?
asked a son to his father. "It means 'happy,'" replied the father. "Oh," contested the son, "so are you gay, then?" "No, son, I have a wife."
After all, there were plenty of red flags.
They looked at the reviews and we only have one star.
it’s recommended to eat 3 squared meals a day
They’re free of charge
They are ok by themselves, but when three of them get together, they are just horribly racist.
He's better off in the long run.