Me telling my dad I’m bisexual:

Me: okay, so. I would identify as bisexual.

Dad: and that means you would have a male partner

Me: yep

Dad: and a female partner.

Me: yep

Dad: and that means your bi

Me: yep

Dad: so that means if you don’t have a partner your on standbi.

Me:

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Me:

Me: did you just