Meanwhile adobe in 2021
My response; "guess it didn't work out."
It was just soda grading
1.) Your time with them Is brief so treasure it. 2.) They LOVE chocolate.
Because I feel an uprising in my lower classes.
…is fed up with people.
Got my dream job today. I get my own 200 thousand dollar company car and a corner window with a view of the city..
Being a city bus driver is a dream come true.
Store worker: Why do you ask? Eggplant: Yeah, why do you ask?
You stay here, I’ll go on ahead.
i never get a straight answer
Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
Don’t know if this is a scam but I just received a text saying I’d won $250 cash or 2 tickets to an Elvis tribute night.
It says press 1 for the money or 2 for the show.
We got a long well.
“No son, have you seen my dad glasses?”
Not because they don’t have it, but because they can’t figure out how to read the tests.
…but I am 22 to say it
One's a contagion, the other's a cunt aging.
Why do you think they're always Bearfoot 24/7?
and a woman asks him if she can say a word. He says okay and she stands up, saying ‘Plethora’. The man replies, ‘Thanks, that means a lot’.
I can never get a straight answer
Its going to be directed by Quentin Quarantino.
He already has a million degrees
Because he was too far out man
The odds were against me.
No pun in ten did.