Met a homeless man with a sign that said “One Dollar for a Dirty Joke”
Seemed like a good investment to me so I gladly handed over a dollar.
Homeless man: "All right sir, what's your name?"
Homeless man: "So John, there is black rooster alright? How many legs does that chicken have?"
Homeless man: "Right, now how many wings this black rooster got?"
Homeless man: "Right, now how many eyes this black rooster got?"
Homeless man: "Right again, now look at that white cat walking around – how many hairs are on that white cat?"
Me: "I don't know. A lot?"
Homeless man: "Well John, how do you know so much about black cock and so little about white pussy?"
I said no, it's a mandate
He must belong to an extreme mist organization.
He said: “It says here that you should be wearing glasses." I said: “Well, I have contacts." The policeman replied "I don't care who you know! You're getting a ticket!"
The shower gets turned on.
It will be a sadder day.
I would tell you, but it’s a little condescending.
Because it is an actual long-lasting Chinese product.
Cause they never meat-up. If there are any vegans reading this please don't start a beef.
Turned out it was just a stereo type.
H2O. What's on the outside of the hydrant? K9P
I wish I could have read the signs.
You have my Word
The Chinese refuse to acknowledge Ty won.
i haven't looked back since
I'll call it instagram
Did you know that if you rest one of your testicles on the top of an empty beer bottle, and hold a flame near the base of the bottle your testicle will be sucked into the bottle?
If you did know this, and know how to get the testicle out again, please message me. URGENTLY!
Because it's too cold out-Tide
To beat the crowd.
He gets disqualified
You make them VERY ANGRY.
Because meat is Protein…I…I should go
I told her it was an ovary action.
Me: Thanks for reminding me.
But the thyme is cumin.
They can’t get rid of their bills
Me trying to sound intelligent: " Well, China is 3.7 million square miles. "
Before she was buried the earth was flat
Wooden engine, wooden doors, wooden wheels, wooden seats, put the wooden key in the wooden ignition. Wooden start.
But you do need one to go skydiving twice