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Its like he's never seen a penis before.
One is a fat, white, mindless killing machine with no conscience or future, and the other is a bear.
I decided to give it a shot.
I responded with "I have a math test tommorow" She looked a bit confused so I said "I thought we were listing things we could cheat on."
Because it’s cheaper…
I have been taking it for granite all these years.
It’s not her main present, just a stocking filler
Now don't tell me that's just a coincidence.
A man was stopped by the police around 2 am. The officer asked him where he was going at that time of night. The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late." The officer then asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?" The man replied, "That would be my wife."
WiiU! WiiU! WiiU! WiiU! WiiU!
I don’t know and I don’t care.
Because no one would bet on a seahorse.
That will give you a reason to get up in the morning.
At least that's what I told him when he saw it.
Thankfully, turns out it's in my blood. I come from a long line of Fathers.
He said “i cant believe its not Buddha”
Guess I'll have to start from scratch.
But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme…
All the walls are load-bearing.
He sees a field below and descends to shout: "Hey can you tell me where I am? I'm trying to get to a friend whom I said I would meet in 30 minutes." The man in the field says: "Yes, you are in a red hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above the ground, in the middle of this field" "Ah, you must be an engineer", replies the balloonist "I am indeed, but how did you know?", asks the man. "Well", says the balloonist, "everything you've said is technically right, but is of no use to anyone" To this, the man replies: "Any you must work in management" The balloonist confirms this, but asks how the man knew. "Well", replies the man, "You don't know where you are, how to get where you're heading, made a promise you can't keep. You expect me to be able to help, but after all this time, we're in the exact same position we were before, but now it's my fault"
The coach grimaced as he watched his young ice hockey team. At one point during the game, he called one of his 7-year-old players aside and asked, “Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?” The little boy nodded affirmatively…
"Do you understand that what matters is not whether we win or lose, but how we play together as a team?" The little boy nodded once more. "So…" the coach continued. "I'm sure you know that when a penalty is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the referee, or call him a pecker-head. Do you understand all that?" Again the little boy nodded. He continued, "And when I call you off the ice so that another boy gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach a dumb asshole, is it?" The little boy nodded yet again. "Good." said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your mother."
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My bio says otherwise
It’s an extremely rare dish order.
I woke up exhausted.
The girl replied, “Thanks for the Baghdad”
A Rogue will pick the lock. A Monk will just use their Ki.
The results pretty much speak for themselves…
It can write other words too.