My dad sent me this
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Guy walks into a bar. He sees a jar full of twenty dollar bills. He asks the bartender what it’s for.
"I have a horse in the stable behind the bar. You put in twenty bucks and try to make my horse laugh. If you make him laugh, the whole jar is yours but if you fail then you're out twenty bucks." So the guy puts in twenty, goes to the stable and a minute later the horse is laughing hysterically. Guy walks back to the bar and without saying a word to the bartender, who has a stupefied look on his face, takes the jar of twenties and leaves. A year later the same guy comes back to the bar and sees another jar full of twenties. He asks the bartender what it's for this time. "Well, ever since you came in here last year, my damn horse hasn't stopped laughing. You put in twenty bucks and if you can make him stop laughing the jar is yours." The guy puts in another twenty and goes to the stable. A minute later, dead silence. Not a sound from the horse. Guy walks back and picks up the jar. As he's about to leave, the bartender says "Hey wait a minute. You gotta tell me how you made my horse laugh and stop laughing when everyone else couldn't do either." The guy says "The first time I told your horse that my dick is bigger than his. The second time I proved it."
I said well yea, but people that sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are. Me: Trick question… dogs can't whistle.
your mouth moves just like your butt-hole does when you poop. The same is true for "explosive diarrhea".
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home" I said. "Fuck off" he shouted back. "What an ungrateful little cunt" I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
Any time I call, it just keeps ringing.
But it takes an even bigger man to give a giraffe a haircut.
Math puns make me number
Well, he won the No-bell prize.
But it just ended up being more sluggish.
I bought a safe for my home
They get baked.
It's got a lot to do today
Sorry! I meant to post this somewhere else…
AFL, one of the most well-known security fuzzer, recently has got purchased by Google. I was upgrading my own code modification based on the pre-Google version AFL to the recent Google-owned newer version, then I found out they “civilized” some of the developer’s comment. Mildly interesting.
I have a father figure.
..until the police came and removed me from the library.
That’s a lot of pressure.
I am sad but it’s a great weight off my shoulders
I said, “Thanks, but I think we call them pants, not an ass shirt.”
Ask them for their watergraph.
The plot thickens.
I bet she won't touch my X- box again !
It wasn't fully groan
I named him Carson.
They bring delight. My 7-year-old son told me this at the breakfast table this morning. He is going to be a great dad one day.
I can really see myself doing that.
How do I get rid of it?
There was nothing left but de Brie
As a male, if a girl gets undressed in front of you, she is either interested in you or you’re level 100 friendzoned
Or she hasn't spotted you in the tree yet.
Well son, Teresa is an anagram. If you rearrange the letters, it spells “Easter”. -Oh, so you named her that on account of how much you and mom love Easter. Yes, that’s right, Alan. -Thanks, Dad!
I didn't realize he'd do it by constantly hiring replacement White House senior staff.
Your pupils; they dilate.